- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
#i don’t even know what this is #but it describes my entire life
(Source: awildhiddlestonappeared, via paragon-bumguard)
Shows that should have been on longer: Veronica Mars
“That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there’s a slightly less angry young woman who’s just dying to bake me something. You’re a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!”
(via writernerdlover)
AU: In which Sam and Kurt work as strippers.
(via likestroutymouth)
klaine au: kurt is a florist who has a hopeless crush on one of his (very much taken) regulars.
#and then sebastian does like the flowers and blaine’s really pleased #so he keeps asking kurt for advice on what to get sebastian for anniversaries etc #and sebastian slowly falls in love with this sweet sensitive guy who seems to know him so well #and then woah! those were all kurt’s ideas! #and then kurt and sebastian touch weenies
AND THEN KURT AND SEBASTIAN TOUCH WEENIES.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP
(Source: penishole, via colferkurtofsky)
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)
#all of those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense
